Cute Email

My dad sent this to me today. I think it is so cute. I can do most of it, but today I needed to get notes from sacrament meeting. ( you will know what I am talking about in a minute) Today the twins got up at 5:45am so they were so tired. They were not cooperating at all. For some reason Chase wasn't happy either. Rob sang in the choir and I had to fight with them for a little bit. Luckily someone saw my kids misbehaving (who could have missed it) and came and took Jesse away. After the choir sang Zack stood up and as loud as he could said Good Job dad your great. He was also clapping. He sang a solo today!
Last fast and testimony meeting Zack's teacher got up and bore his testimony and talked about our family and a lot about Zack. When we got home from church Rob said wasn't that nice what brother so and so said. I didn't hear a thing what he said. I didn't even leave the chapel that day so I know I didn't miss it then. You think my ears would have perked up by our name, but it didn't. So sad that I missed it. I would have loved to of heard what he said!

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* Visiting teaching getting you down?

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* For $10.00 per sister, we will provide a visit.
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Because of high volume an extra $15.00 will be added to all services required on the last day of the month.

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Meetings: We will send a representative to the appropriate meeting to take notes for you and report back.

Ward Council Meeting $30

Ward Council Meeting with written report $50

Presidency Meetings $20

PEC $25

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Sunday School $20

Priesthood $20

3-hour Sunday Block (best value) $50

PLEASE NOTE: Surcharge of 10% for stake meetings

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• Due to high expectations, centerpieces and floral arrangements, Relief Society lessons are slightly higher. Call for quote.

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Introducing our new:

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If you just can't possibly throw together food for various Ward occasions,

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